REAL/FAKE friend?

Me like dis so much me put it on me blog(lol)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn … we f***** up … but that s*** was fun!”

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “B**** drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste s***.”

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s*** to the person who talks s*** about you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!

NB:wer do u fall in?????


13 comments on “REAL/FAKE friend?

  1. real/fake friends. i am bn honest sometimes i reallty fall in btwn

  2. @nikkisab:lmao u dont want to know wer i fall in dearie(giggle)

  3. so for your mind, which one i be?

  4. @unnaked:hey there, tanx for stopping by

  5. frankly, i kinda like most of the personality traits of ‘fake’ friends in this post. real friends (according to this post o) act parasitic!babes how u dey?

  6. hahaahaha.Thank God for real friends!

  7. I’m leaning towards being a fake friend

  8. is it too soon to ask for an update?!

  9. @Isi:heeheehee@solomonsydelle:shey????@jinta:really???/:)@Isi(again):no worry i go soon update(lol)

  10. I am a real friend especially when it comes to the “we f**ed up” part…but I guess a fake friend when it comes to folks…been brought up to appear good to them..so Will usually say enough sir and ma to allow my friend outta the house with me…so guess its still good…lol

  11. @afrobabe: yelssss……..danke schaun for dropping bye!!!:-)how u dey?

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