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Accent: Plain with a dash of American(sometimes o)………Booze: Smirnoff Ice, Gordon Spark, Good WineChore I Hate: Spring cleaningDogs/Cats: Puppies….I can get rid of dem as dogsEssential electronics: A correct Mobile Phone, LCD TV, a Home Theatre sound system, a Laptop(with Internet of course!)Favourite Perfume: Givenchy, Evidence(for now)Gold/Silver: PlatinumHometown: Otor-Owhe, Isoko North, Delta StateInsomnia: Sometimes (I […]
Some are actually quite funny…moreso its alphabetically arranged (cute:-D)A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for […]
Can you imagine after composing a little write up blogger decided to screw me so instead of re-writing i just decided to put a collection of weird, funny stories. Enjoy:Homeowner Offers Burglar BreakfastSuspect Wanted By PolicePOSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 24, 2007UPDATED: 3:24 pm EDT September 24, 2007SAN ANTONIO — A man said he had […]
Wild Irish Ho’s An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?”The girl, […]
Boxers versus Briefs A comparative essay By Bruce McBaxterSure, laugh all you want, but briefs have been my closest companions all these few decades of my life. There’s nowhere I haven’t gone without them—school, work, airplanes, the subway, stores, ferries, soccer pitches, ski hills, ocean-faring container ships, Wall Drug in South Dakota, a baptism dunk […]